not so fun fact about me I’m scared to fly alone. my reaction: I feel like an unaccompanied minor when I fly alone on on a airplane even though I’m 41. I know I’m technically not alone but I like to have another adult to accompany me just in case I need to hold someone’s […]
# 183 “ninja carl” Read More »
a license plate I saw ME B RITE my reaction: I would hate to get in a car accident with a person who had a license late ME B RITE. He or she would just keep repeating “Me b rite”. I would have to interject and say, “No. U B wrong.” shark bites I went
something I call my gf my illegal wife my reaction: I call my gf of 12 years my ‘illegal wife’ because we are not married. However, we have been living together for 10 years and have kids. We are a legal couple but we are illegally a married couple. kids lunch My gf makes our
a deep thought….maybe If you don’t get scared by horror movies are they still horror movies? my reaction: I have a friend who watches horror movies and he doesn’t get scared. He doesn’t think they are scary at all. They are normal movies to him. I’m quite the opposite. I get scared of horror movies
# 180 “binge good” Read More »
not so fun fact about me My arm pits smell like Arby’s. my reaction: My arm pits smell like a roast beef sandwich from Arby’s and I don’t even eat there. I haven’t had a sandwich from there in over 10 years. Why do my pits smell like a beef cheddar sandwich with extra horsey
# 179 “not about me” Read More »
an observation I get annoyed by parents who bring their kids to grocery stores. my reaction: I’m talking specifically about the parents who parade their kid around the store and they expect you to look at them. The little kid is pushing a small cart like they’re a real shopper. The parent is talking in
#177 “scream practice” Read More »
cheeky intro If girls are wearing shorts that show their cheeks then my mom who is a grandma should be able to as well. my reaction: I think of it as restorative justice. Let’s even the playing field. If grandmas worldwide let their cheek hang out then the young girls would stop. Seriously, lets get
# 173 “bacon solution” Read More »
intro One night my gf wanted me to buy children swim trunks at 10pm. my reaction: Our son needed swim trunks for a summer school field trip to the pool the next day so my gf wanted me to go to Target and buy a pair at 10pm. There was no way I’m buying boy
# 172 “don’t listen” Read More »
fun fact about me My brothers and I don’t drink anymore so when we go out we eat a lot. my reaction: We don’t binge Busch, we binge burgers. We relapse on BBQ not Bacardi. Instead of taking shots we’re turning on croc pots. We don’t drink wine, we cook with wine. The only alcohol
# 169 “micro dose dreams” Read More »
a famous TV quote I don’t like “Won’t you be my neighbor”- Mister Rodgers my reaction: No thank you Mr. Rodgers. I don’t want to live in that neighborhood. Your neighborhood is full of wierd people. I wouldn’t want to live next door to Cousin Mary Owl. She is dressed like a green owl and
