overheard a guy on the phone in a bathroom stall You need to change your mentality because right now everything is an option to you when it shouldn’t be. my reaction: I overheard this guy in the Target bathroom while he was in the stall give life advice to the person he was talking to […]
intro Cheetos are not a good airplane snack. my reaction: Cheetos are not a good anytime snack. trippin My family and I went on a vacation to Arizona. We stayed in a Air B n B in Scottsdale. Scottsdale states it’s the “most livable city”. Not sure what they are basing that off. The city
# 158 “it’s vacation” Read More »
a thing I don’t like that happens to me every day I don’t like when I’m at a stop light and car pulls up right next to me. my reaction: I always think the car next to me is looking at me. I think they are making fun of me like “look at the at
# 156 “online looking” Read More »
drug kid You should drug your kids. If your kid is not sleeping, you should give them melatonin. It’s technically a dietary supplement but it’s much more fun saying drug. It’s a “drug” that will put your kid to sleep. Start supplementing, I mean ‘drugging’ your kids now. e friendly I learned that people at
# 143 “lil smokie” Read More »
something I ponder Why doesn’t the gingerbread man have red hair? give me storm When the media says there’s going to be a huge snowstorm I want it to happen. I love a good snowstorm. I love blizzards. I like when the norm is disrupted. Also, if you spend days talking about a snowstorm and
# 142 “stone storm” Read More »
just a thought Some people love to get lost in a good book. Not me. I NEVER KNOW WHAT FRICKEN PAGE I’M ON!!! deflect the reflect The health and wellness experts will tell us that we need to ‘self reflect’ as a means of finding happiness or meaning in our lives. Quite frankly, I’m sick
# 119 “the system” Read More »
overheard in a conversation I wasn’t in “I’d laugh if my boyfriend wanted me to wear a strap on”- random girl my reaction: Yes, she should laugh. That’s a laughable moment. I’d hope my gf would laugh at me too. I couldn’t imagine her saying to me in a sultry romantic voice “I’d love to
# 116 “art of war” Read More »
recent “tiny” moment in my life My gf’s water broke. friday the 13th On Friday the 13th my gf had a baby. Our baby that is. Not someone else’s. That would be awkward. That would be more than awkward. That would be devastating. I’m glad it’s my baby. But you never know these days. We
# 112 “covert huggies” Read More »
something all parents say “tire them out”- in reference to their kids my reaction: The main goal of parents is to tire their kids out. Ask any parent at the play ground why they brought their kids and they’ll have the same response, “get them tired…. tire them out…” I’ve been guilty of saying that.
# 95 like Juan Toscano-Anderson Read More »
overheard in a conversation I was in “free day whoop whoop!”- me at the Zoo my reaction: I took my son on free day at the ZOO this past Saturday. As we walked in I kept saying, “FREE DAY.. WHOOP WHOOP!” loud enough so other people could hear me. I even included a little shimmy
