something I don’t like that other people like fluffy towels my reaction: I don’t like towels that are fluffy. Towels that are fluffy make my body feel uncomfortable. After showering I like a nice worn out dry towel to dry off with it. Towels that have no fluff. Towels that look like they’ve been used […]
what other parents say in front of me because they think i do drugs I wish I had an edible right now my reaction: I’ve noticed that when I’m talking to other parents at my son’s school they will always hint that they do edibles in front of me. It’s happened on several occasions. There
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something I have two of toothpaste my reaction: I own two tubes of toothpaste which makes me feel like I’m living a life of luxury. I’m not a celebrity that has a collection of classic cars, fancy paintings, or exotic animals but I do have a collection of toothpaste. It makes me feel like I’m
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something I have two of toothpaste my reaction: I own two tubes of toothpaste which makes me feel like I’m living a life of luxury. I’m not a celebrity that has a collection of classic cars, fancy paintings, or exotic animals but I do have a collection of toothpaste. It makes me feel like I’m
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a phrase people say during the holidays All I want for Christmas is snow my reaction: All you want for Christmas is Snow? I think that’s a farce. People don’t even like going outside anymore. Get real. If the only thing you got for Christmas is snow you would be mad. You’d be like where
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something my son did at school Gave another kid the middle finger my reaction: I got an email from my son’s first grade teacher stating he accidentally gave another kid the middle finger. Accidentally? You don’t give the finger on accident. The only time you give the middle finger is on purpose. Was my son
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something I ponder Does DiGiorno’s Rising Crust Pizza still need to rise? my reaction: The first DiGiorno Rising Crust pizza came out in 1995 and according to it’s website “it revolutionized frozen pizza”. I didn’t think that gimmick would’ve lasted this long. I think it’s time for DiGiorno’s rising crust pizza to stop rising. Who
something my gf tells me when I complain go tell a tree my reaction: My gf stated that if she does things that annoy me I should not tell her but instead I should tell a tree. There isn’t a tree big enough to tell all the things that I’m annoyed by. Yes, I’m being
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intro I can’t wait to be sun burnt at Christmas this year. my reaction: Global warming is coming so there’s a good chance I might be sun burnt for Christmas even though I live in the blistering winter of the Midwest. I might have to ask for sun block for Christmas. All I want for
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something I ponder The FDA recommends you eat 2000 calories a day. my reaction: How did they come up with that number? Exactly 2000 calories? Not one less, not one more. Has anyone ever adhered to the 2000 calorie daily intake? That seems like a hard number to nail down. That involves a lot of
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