something i own but shouldn’t a box of expired condoms my reaction: I have condoms that expired on April 1st, 2025. I’m not sure if that’s a joke by Trojan or not. ‘April Fools!’ Can condoms even ‘expire’? Aren’t they made out of plastic? Plastic can’t expire. I guess will see what happens 9 months […]
something I did at the grocery store helped a middle aged lady grab a bag of chips from the top shelf my reaction: A lady asked me to reach for a bag of chips and I obliged. I like to feel useful. It made me feel good. I told her I would follow her around
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something I’m jealous of kid show problems my reaction: I’m jealous of kid show problems. I want to have “Sesame Street problems”. There problems are so miniscule compared to real life problems. A children’s show problem is bumping your knee and having an ‘owee’ or calling the color blue “red”. The problems are not even
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something I ponder why is antarctica so cold if it’s in the south? my reaction: Antarctica is the coldest place on earth. It’s a sheet of ice. It’s basically inhabitable yet it’s right next to South America. It’s a few thousand miles from Chile. It’s below South America and Africa. Can someone please explain? I
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something i call my gf my domestic partner my reaction: I technically have a domestic partner. I’ve lived with her for almost 15 years. Domestic partnership is where it’s at. All you suckers who got married are missing out on the DP. stripper knows best I think one of the moms of a kid on
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something I do after I check out a library book i clean it my reaction: Library books are dirtier than money. No one washes there hands before reading a library book. I’ve started to wipe down my books with sanitary wipes. It makes for a nice clean read. me nation I want to be sovereign
something I do when I’m mad at my gf stick my tongue out at her my reaction: Actually, when I’m upset with my gf I will give her the finger when she is not looking. I will wait until she turns around and let out a big middle finger. It’s so gratifying. It’s the finger
something I love to wear sweatpants my reaction: I love that sweat pants are a trend. I love that you can wear sweats out in public and not just at home anymore. I can wear sweats to work, social events, and family affairs. I never want to wear a pair of jeans again. I’m at
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something people say during the new year you got a clean slate my reaction: Every year you get a clean slate. It doesn’t matter all the horrible stuff you did. You have a clean slate. It’s a new year. Just remember you can keep doing horrible things and then next year you get a clean
something I like doing flossing my teeth my reaction: I was recently on vacation, and I forgot my floss. I didn’t floss for two days. I felt like my teeth were just collecting tartar like how books collect dust at a library. You don’t realize how gross your teeth are until you floss. If you
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