something i call my gf wah wah my reaction: I call my gf “wah wah” even though I’m the one that’s crying. She never wah wah’s. I’m the one who wah wah’s 24/7. I should be called wah wah. I guess they say, “better out than in”. generic strip I love the simplicity of small […]
something I say when there is a disagreement we need a third party my reaction: Whenever I’m with a group of people and I don’t want to be direct I’ll say, “we should hire a third party”. We need a thrid party to settle this dispute. I can’t figure it out. I don’t like conflict.
something I think about way too much how did Spongebob grill all those krabby patties under water my reaction: Spongebob SquarePants is a cartoon character that lives under the sea in a town called Bikini Bottom. He also has a job as a cook at the local restaurant Krusty Krab. I know it’s a cartoon
something I just thought of the last real decade was the 90s my reaction: The 1990s was the last decade that no kid grew up with a screen in their hand. I’m glad I was able to be part of that generation. How can I take advice from a kid who was born after the
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something I overheard in a conversation i wasn’t in read the Bible you idiot! my reaction: I was at a festival recently and I talked to a bathroom attendant. A bathroom attendant is a festival employee that ensures the bathroom is clean. I asked him how many guys wash their hands and he said, “70%
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a quote i used to believe in less is more my reaction: I used to believe the saying less is more until I saw what my teenage stepdaughters have done this summer which is nothing. Less is not more when you are a teenager. They took less is more and made it less is less.
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birthday gift I received poo-pourri my reaction: Poo-Pourri is a toilet spray you use before you take a number 2. I got a 2 oz bottle which is good up to 100 uses so it should last me a week. The scent I got is sea salt, bergamot, and eucalyptus. I’m not sure how sea
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the amount of guns my father in law travels with to visit family three my reaction: My father-in-law brought three guns with him on a road trip to see his family from Wyoming to Wisconsin. I’m not sure where he thought he was headed. He’s not going to war. He’s going to the Midwest. It’s
something that you don’t see outside sad people my reaction: You rarely see sad people outside doing activities. I want to see more sad people outside. I want to see a sad person mowing the lawn and cry. I want to see a person bike and sob. I want to see a person jogging with
new habit i’ve started waiting to poop at work my reaction: I’ve been training my butt to poop at work instead of going at home in the morning. I don’t want to use my flush at home. I don’t want to stink up my bathroom. I’ve been working out my butthole. I do a lot
