not so fun fact about me My arm pits smell like Arby’s. my reaction: My arm pits smell like a roast beef sandwich from Arby’s and I don’t even eat there. I haven’t had a sandwich from there in over 10 years. Why do my pits smell like a beef cheddar sandwich with extra horsey […]
# 179 “not about me” Read More »
something I don’t like about me that I’m technically not Being a homeowner my reaction: I’m technically not a homeowner. I live in my gf’s house. I don’t like the fact that people pay $250,000 on a home and then have to keep pouring money into your house every day, week, and month. It gets
# 178 “other leading brand” Read More »
an observation I get annoyed by parents who bring their kids to grocery stores. my reaction: I’m talking specifically about the parents who parade their kid around the store and they expect you to look at them. The little kid is pushing a small cart like they’re a real shopper. The parent is talking in
#177 “scream practice” Read More »
intro I couldn’t live in Illinois because I don’t like there license plates. my reaction: I took my gf to a small town in Illinois for her 40th birthday without our kids. It was a 3 hour road trip from where we live (Milwaukee) to where we were going (Galena). We stopped in Rockford,IL which
a quote I don’t like “the grass isn’t always greener on the other side” my reaction: I don’t like that quote because no one’s grass is green according to that logic. You might be green grass to someone even though you don’t think your own grass is green. Think about it. Everyone wishes they had
# 175 “all yellow” Read More »
intro I went to Arizona without my family to visit another family. my reaction: I left my family to visit my brothers who live in Arizona which has been having record temperatures for heat. Phoenix set a record for having 30 days in a row over 110 and that’s where I was going. bud tender
# 174 “arizona flush” Read More »
cheeky intro If girls are wearing shorts that show their cheeks then my mom who is a grandma should be able to as well. my reaction: I think of it as restorative justice. Let’s even the playing field. If grandmas worldwide let their cheek hang out then the young girls would stop. Seriously, lets get
# 173 “bacon solution” Read More »
intro One night my gf wanted me to buy children swim trunks at 10pm. my reaction: Our son needed swim trunks for a summer school field trip to the pool the next day so my gf wanted me to go to Target and buy a pair at 10pm. There was no way I’m buying boy
# 172 “don’t listen” Read More »
a new phrase my son made up “you almost scared me out of the crap” my reaction: When my son is scared by something he will say, “you almost sacred me out of the crap.” The correct saying is “you almost scared the crap out of me” but I like his version better. His saying
# 171 “hey amazon” Read More »
something I get annoyed by My gf snoring. my reaction: She seems too young to snore the way she snores. She’s not even a middle aged woman yet. It’s loud and obnoxious. I think she should go to the doctor. I hope she reads this and makes an appointment. brat freedom I always get brat
# 170 “dopamine crum” Read More »
