something i shouldn’t do plug in vacuum when it’s on my reaction: I like to turn on my vacuum on before I plug it in just so I can see the spark it makes before it goes in the plug. It’s my way of living on the edge. It’s a cheap thrill. rhyth-umm I want […]
what i should’ve gotten my gf for valentine’s day but didn’t flowers my reaction: I didn’t get my gf flowers for Valentines Day because every rose has it’s thorns. I didn’t want to hurt her physically. I care about her so much that I didn’t want her to accidently get cut from holding flowers. pika
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something i call my gf my domestic partner my reaction: I technically have a domestic partner. I’ve lived with her for almost 15 years. Domestic partnership is where it’s at. All you suckers who got married are missing out on the DP. stripper knows best I think one of the moms of a kid on
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something I do after I check out a library book i clean it my reaction: Library books are dirtier than money. No one washes there hands before reading a library book. I’ve started to wipe down my books with sanitary wipes. It makes for a nice clean read. me nation I want to be sovereign
a term that’s funny to me unprotected sex my reaction: The term unprotected sex is funny. Unprotected sex is used to scare teens from having sex. The term unprotected sex sounds like no one should be doing it. It’s supposed to make sex seem dangerous. But it’s not. Unprotected Sex leads to families. Unprotected sex
something my gf said when she shouldn’t have i’m done using my brain my reaction: She said,”I’m done using my brain” on a Saturday. She wasn’t even working that day. It was only 4:00 pm at this time. The hardest thing she did that day was fold laundry. I was upset that she didn’t want
something I do when I’m mad at my gf stick my tongue out at her my reaction: Actually, when I’m upset with my gf I will give her the finger when she is not looking. I will wait until she turns around and let out a big middle finger. It’s so gratifying. It’s the finger
something I love to wear sweatpants my reaction: I love that sweat pants are a trend. I love that you can wear sweats out in public and not just at home anymore. I can wear sweats to work, social events, and family affairs. I never want to wear a pair of jeans again. I’m at
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something people say during the new year you got a clean slate my reaction: Every year you get a clean slate. It doesn’t matter all the horrible stuff you did. You have a clean slate. It’s a new year. Just remember you can keep doing horrible things and then next year you get a clean
something I like doing flossing my teeth my reaction: I was recently on vacation, and I forgot my floss. I didn’t floss for two days. I felt like my teeth were just collecting tartar like how books collect dust at a library. You don’t realize how gross your teeth are until you floss. If you
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