what other parents say in front of me because they think i do drugs I wish I had an edible right now my reaction: I’ve noticed that when I’m talking to other parents at my son’s school they will always hint that they do edibles in front of me. It’s happened on several occasions. There […]
# 200 “necessary mess” Read More »
how I know I’m doing okay in life My son eats avocado toast. my reaction: If you are able to buy avocados you’re doing okay in life. Avocados are expensive. lay on me One way I relieve stress is by having my gf lay on me. I will tell her to just put pressure on
# 197 “hey panini” Read More »
something I have two of toothpaste my reaction: I own two tubes of toothpaste which makes me feel like I’m living a life of luxury. I’m not a celebrity that has a collection of classic cars, fancy paintings, or exotic animals but I do have a collection of toothpaste. It makes me feel like I’m
# 196 “twooth paste” Read More »
the number of times my 6 year old said “d@mnt” during Christmas 4 my reaction: My 6 year old son swore three times during Christmas because he didn’t get the presents he wanted, then the fourth time he said it because he lost at a game that involved money. Money is the root of all
# 195 “d@mn’t woodstock” Read More »
a phrase people say during the holidays All I want for Christmas is snow my reaction: All you want for Christmas is Snow? I think that’s a farce. People don’t even like going outside anymore. Get real. If the only thing you got for Christmas is snow you would be mad. You’d be like where
# 194 “all I want” Read More »
something I saw that people rarely see I saw the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile in real life my reaction:. A few days ago I saw the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile parked outside a grocery store in all it’s glory. If you don’t know what that is, it’s a vehicle shaped like a big hot dog.
# 193 “A I don’t know” Read More »
a phrase people say to make a point “It’s (insert current year) for crying out loud” my reaction: You know how people will state the year as an argument on why things in society should be better. They will say, “Come on, it’s 2023 for crying out loud” like it’s the year all the problems
# 192 “that’s a foul” Read More »
something my son did at school Gave another kid the middle finger my reaction: I got an email from my son’s first grade teacher stating he accidentally gave another kid the middle finger. Accidentally? You don’t give the finger on accident. The only time you give the middle finger is on purpose. Was my son
# 191 “the middle” Read More »
something I’m too old to do but did anyways I made a Christmas list my reaction: Yes, I made a Christmas list. Not sure why? I’m 41 years old. My 6 year old son didn’t even make a Christmas list. I just want to make sure I get that train set I always wanted. expired
# 190 “I pump gas” Read More »
something I ponder Does DiGiorno’s Rising Crust Pizza still need to rise? my reaction: The first DiGiorno Rising Crust pizza came out in 1995 and according to it’s website “it revolutionized frozen pizza”. I didn’t think that gimmick would’ve lasted this long. I think it’s time for DiGiorno’s rising crust pizza to stop rising. Who
