something I think about way too much how did Spongebob grill all those krabby patties under water my reaction: Spongebob SquarePants is a cartoon character that lives under the sea in a town called Bikini Bottom. He also has a job as a cook at the local restaurant Krusty Krab. I know it’s a cartoon […]
a quote i used to believe in less is more my reaction: I used to believe the saying less is more until I saw what my teenage stepdaughters have done this summer which is nothing. Less is not more when you are a teenager. They took less is more and made it less is less.
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something that you don’t see outside sad people my reaction: You rarely see sad people outside doing activities. I want to see more sad people outside. I want to see a sad person mowing the lawn and cry. I want to see a person bike and sob. I want to see a person jogging with
a phrase I use out of context you play you pay my reaction: I always tell my gf “you play you pay” when our kids are acting up. I’ll say, “this is what you wanted…you play you pay”. I like using quotes out of reference. sherlock homes I feel like a detective in my own
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life hack I just made up avoid things you like my reaction: If you’re always around things you like you start to not like it. That’s why I avoid meat, sugar, fun, friends, and life. If I have too much of it, I won’t like it anymore. Maybe that’s why I avoid my family because
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something that ruins my day missing a potential fight between my gf and her daughter my reaction: It’s the best reality show on Earth. There are no commercials or ads. You don’t have to turn on a TV. It’s a live action verbal fight between two real people. However, lately all of the fights have
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something I need to do before I go to bed close the toilet lid my reaction: I’m not OCD or anything. I’m just scared something will pop out of the toilet and attack me in my sleep if I don’t close the lid. I also don’t want pee fume to make it’s way into my
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a place where people are too confident the gym my reaction: There’s too much confidence at fitness clubs. I’m sick of all the confidence at the gym. People are working out with too much confidence. Bring it down a notch. The only thing intimidating about the gym is other people’s confidence. assault and battery I
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an outlandish proposal I just made up We need to bring back bullies my reaction: The anti bullying campaign is the reason there is so much mental health. All the bullies went away and thus kids were forced to not be tough anymore. I say bring back the bullies but just keep them away from
something I don’t like that other people like fluffy towels my reaction: I don’t like towels that are fluffy. Towels that are fluffy make my body feel uncomfortable. After showering I like a nice worn out dry towel to dry off with it. Towels that have no fluff. Towels that look like they’ve been used
