intro I’m thinking about getting a vasectomy. my reaction: The only way I get a vasectomy is if my brothers get one. They don’t know I’m making this proposal but I am. I want to make it a social outing. It would be our man spa day. Girls go out to get nails done. We […]
# 154 “soft in the paint” Read More »
intro I want to live life to the fullest before I really have to live life to the fullest when my Doctor tells me I have one week to live my reaction: There’s always a movie where someone goes through the motions in life and then finds out he is going to die so he
# 153 “air freshener” Read More »
something about me I never shovel the snow off the roof of my car after a snowfall. I enjoy watching it fly off my roof when I’m driving 70 mph on the freeway onto other cars. don’t nail it I found a long fake white nail on the passenger side floor of my car. I
# 152 “cold chillin” Read More »
a moment of self reflection My arm pits smell like pepperoni. my reaction: It smells like Pizza Hut. I get hungry smelling my armpits. I just hope my other body parts don’t start smelling like food. I’m glad I don’t have nipples that smell like brussel sprouts. I pray to God my crotch doesn’t smell
#151 “smell the change” Read More »
my weekly observation I was in line at the grocery store and there was a guy with a earpiece in buying corn dogs. cold announcement My gf is great at telling our kids how cold it’s going to be for the day. Every day she has to tell everyone how cold it is. We all
# 149 “cold world” Read More »
never alone I have a family but if had a chance to start a new family I would have 5 kids. I would name them Buzz, Megan, Linnie, Jeff, and Kevin so I’ll never be home alone. the hair up there About 15 years ago my brother bought me a nose/ear hair trimmer for Christmas.
# 148 “amazon man” Read More »
proof I’m still immature I looked at my phone and my battery was at 69%. I snickered. my name is I work at a non profit setting assisting families/clients in retaining employment. I check in with my clients and there guardians once per month through email, phone call, or text. One parent of a client
# 147 “lumberjack hippie” Read More »
a fact I made up that might be true You can blink with your eyes closed. know no notice I tell my gf I “notice” girls looking at me on a weekly basis. It could be true or all in my head. I sometimes mistake common courtesy for being ‘hit on’. I could be wrong
a time to reflect If you take a poop right before you shower, do you wash your hands in the sink before you shower or do you go straight to the shower without washing your hands? my reaction: I immediately wash my hands after I poop before I get in the shower. You should too.
# 145 “take flight” Read More »
intro You know how am I doing good in life? I saw a quarter on the ground and walked right by without picking it up. my reaction: Years ago I would’ve picked that quarter up but now I’m financially stable. I looked George Washington right in the eye and said, “not today”. You may have
# 144 “keep the flame” Read More »
