intro We paid a repairman $99 to tell us our broken dishwasher works when in fact it doesn’t. my reaction: He turned it on and off 5 times and said it worked. He actually tried to charge us $150 for running “diagnostics”. Diagnostics was him turning it on and off. bowling for buddha I’ve been […]
a famous TV quote I don’t like “Won’t you be my neighbor”- Mister Rodgers my reaction: No thank you Mr. Rodgers. I don’t want to live in that neighborhood. Your neighborhood is full of wierd people. I wouldn’t want to live next door to Cousin Mary Owl. She is dressed like a green owl and
overheard a guy on the phone in a bathroom stall You need to change your mentality because right now everything is an option to you when it shouldn’t be. my reaction: I overheard this guy in the Target bathroom while he was in the stall give life advice to the person he was talking to
it’s just a bowl Why does Chipotle call a burrito bowl a “burrito bowl”? It’s not a burrito if it’s in a bowl, then it’s just a bowl of rice and beans. escape room I was at a restaurant recently and I had to use the bathroom. I’m in awe of all the guys who
intro One day while I was driving in the country I kept saying “I’m at peace…I’m at peace” when I really wasn’t. peeve cream Being in a relationship for me is hard. I will admit it. After dinner one night I started to write down my pet peeves for my gf. My pet peeves are
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intro Some towns need Earth Day more than others. river assault My step daughter had her first soccer game of the season in Rockford, IL. We live in Milwaukee so it’s a 1.5 hour drive from us. Usually before I go to a city I like to look at the crime statistics. I want to
intro Cheetos are not a good airplane snack. my reaction: Cheetos are not a good anytime snack. trippin My family and I went on a vacation to Arizona. We stayed in a Air B n B in Scottsdale. Scottsdale states it’s the “most livable city”. Not sure what they are basing that off. The city
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intro When my gf uses the bathroom I set the oven timer because I know she is “cooking up something”. skits The state of California is trying to ban the sale of Skittles because it may cause cancer. How much Skittles do you have to eat to get cancer? Who is shoving Skittles down there
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a thing I don’t like that happens to me every day I don’t like when I’m at a stop light and car pulls up right next to me. my reaction: I always think the car next to me is looking at me. I think they are making fun of me like “look at the at
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intro I’m starting a vegan rock band. We are going to do covers of Foo Fighter songs. We are going to be called the To Fu Fighters. new heights I went rock climbing for the first time in years. I ended up being nauseous. I have a mild case of being scared of heights but
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