overheard in my head “I’ll just wait to pee until I get to my destination… yeah… that’s a good idea.. do that..” my reaction: I shouldn’t have waited. 5 seconds too late You ever leave the house thinking “I’m going to save my pee for when I arrive to my destination and use the bathroom […]
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overhead in my head “Oops… all Berries? Really?“– me contemplating things that don’t matter oops Do you guys remember when Cap’ N Crunch Oops! All Berries cereal came out? Oops! All Berries was basically all the berry-flavored Crunch Berries and none of the corn squares. Do you really think it was a mistake? Was the
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overheard in a conversation in my head “oh man…oh man…ummm… uhhh…what do I do?” the punch On the way to work this past week I saw a car accident in the middle of the intersection while waiting at the stop light. There was a good amount of damage to each car but neither was totaled.
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marketing slogan I saw at a retail/grocery store for ice “healthier than homemade” my reaction: This was the marketing slogan for a bag of ice from those freezer boxes you see in the front of stores. Healthier than homemade? I thought ice was ice. Ice is just water. Since when was ice deemed healthy, I
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christmas lament Do you think before Frosty was a “Snowman” was he a “Snowboy”? type 1 santa With all the milk and cookies people have left for Santa you’d think he develop an intolerance to diary and have diabetes. It’s only a matter of time until Santa is hanging off the side of his sleigh
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overheard in my head “$45?!?! Are you serious? Come on! ”– my brain to me my reaction: The family and I went to a drive through holiday light show. Basically, you drive your car through different holiday themed light displays in an abandoned parking lot. It’s a fun way to kill some time with the
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overheard in a conversation I was in “free day whoop whoop!”- me at the Zoo my reaction: I took my son on free day at the ZOO this past Saturday. As we walked in I kept saying, “FREE DAY.. WHOOP WHOOP!” loud enough so other people could hear me. I even included a little shimmy
observe some observations I saw a dog in the front seat of a car. Why don’t dogs wear seatbelts? If anything they should wear two seatbelts, it has 4 legs. Why are they called mini vans? Every minivan I’ve seen has been quite large. I don’t like pigeon toed people. That’s the only people I
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convo with me and my gf Me: Which one is the everything bagel? Gf: Umm…the one with EVERYTHING on it. My reaction two days later: I don’t think that was a dumb question. The everything bagel does not have everything on it. I checked. It has some things. The everything bagel is just a sesame
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Overheard in a conversation I was in “my grandson is a hoe”- the custodian at work My reaction: I hope my mom never has to say that about my son. I don’t think my grandma has ever said that about me. Maybe she said something like “he had a few accidents” but would never call
