intro- spring clean Spring is here so that means it’s time for spring cleaning. I have a question. Why do we wait until spring to clean? We spend the entire winter indoors. We had all winter to ‘spring clean’. Maybe it’s a marketing strategy to sell windex and pine sol. Everyone gets out to clean […]
# 103 “Think Spring” Read More »
Intro I took a stroll down memory lane when I visited my old college campus. My mom still lives exactly one block away from the college I attended, so I guess a stroll down “memory lane” happens a lot. I have a lot of good memories from college from when I attended in the early
# 102 “House Party Edition” Read More »
overheard in a conversation I was in while on vacation “we’re all going to get murdered- my 7th grade step daughter my reaction: I took a family trip to Florida. Notice how I didn’t say I took the family to Florida. I don’t have that kind of money. We stayed at a nice Air bnb
# 101 but not like those Dalmatians Read More »
intro This is my 100th blog. Obviously, it’s in the name of my blog. Someone asked me if I was going to do anything special. I thought about it and no I’m not doing anything special. I’m just going to keep following my winning formula and not change anything. No politics. No current events. Just
# 100 like I’m all out of nba players Read More »
overheard in a conversation I was in “our principal slept with one of the teachers”- 7th grade step daughter my reaction: My step daughter was telling me that one day her middle school principal was all of suddenly gone. She later found out he had slept with one of the teachers. By the way he’s
# 99 like Tacko Fall Read More »
children’s game I don’t understand Hungry Hungry Hippos my reaction: You guys remember the game Hungry Hungry Hippos? I want to know how are all these hippos still hungry? You’re telling me after all these years that these hippos are still hungry? They just can’t seem to curb their appetite? They should be hangry now.
# 98 like Chet Aubuchon Read More »
Meijer intro Meijer is an American supercenter in the Midwest. I made fun of it previously in a blog and have decided to do it again. Here’s why. the “inspirational” photo As soon as you walk in the store you see a picture of the store manager. Why do stores insist on doing this? If
# 97 like no one… na na na boo boo Read More »
something I don’t like the “meat farts” my reaction: I don’t eat much meat but when I do I get what I call the meat farts. When you have the meat farts it smells very close to the meat you just ate. Every time I eat a piece of meat I can smell the animal
# 96 like Ron Artest Read More »
something all parents say “tire them out”- in reference to their kids my reaction: The main goal of parents is to tire their kids out. Ask any parent at the play ground why they brought their kids and they’ll have the same response, “get them tired…. tire them out…” I’ve been guilty of saying that.
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christmas gift I finally opened “oh? Coffee scented soap… my favorite…”- me being sarcastic my reaction: My gf got me a bar of coffee scented soap. I don’t know if you guys know me but I don’t drink coffee. I never have and probably never will. It was a kind gesture but again I don’t
#94 like George King Read More »
