a quote i used to believe in less is more my reaction: I used to believe the saying less is more until I saw what my teenage stepdaughters have done this summer which is nothing. Less is not more when you are a teenager. They took less is more and made it less is less. […]
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birthday gift I received poo-pourri my reaction: Poo-Pourri is a toilet spray you use before you take a number 2. I got a 2 oz bottle which is good up to 100 uses so it should last me a week. The scent I got is sea salt, bergamot, and eucalyptus. I’m not sure how sea
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the amount of guns my father in law travels with to visit family three my reaction: My father-in-law brought three guns with him on a road trip to see his family from Wyoming to Wisconsin. I’m not sure where he thought he was headed. He’s not going to war. He’s going to the Midwest. It’s
something that you don’t see outside sad people my reaction: You rarely see sad people outside doing activities. I want to see more sad people outside. I want to see a sad person mowing the lawn and cry. I want to see a person bike and sob. I want to see a person jogging with
new habit i’ve started waiting to poop at work my reaction: I’ve been training my butt to poop at work instead of going at home in the morning. I don’t want to use my flush at home. I don’t want to stink up my bathroom. I’ve been working out my butthole. I do a lot
every time I go to the playground I think all the hoes be here my reaction: It’s something I say when I see a lot of families at the playground. The word hoe is a synonym for anyone or person. A hoe is just a person to me. I will call our kids “hoes”. I
a phrase I use out of context you play you pay my reaction: I always tell my gf “you play you pay” when our kids are acting up. I’ll say, “this is what you wanted…you play you pay”. I like using quotes out of reference. sherlock homes I feel like a detective in my own
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a thing people say when they don’t want to give you specifics it’s good…real good…everything is good…yeah…you know it’s good.. my reaction: If someone asks, “how are you?” please tell them exactly what’s going on. Give them the nitty gritty. Tell them something interesting. Don’t say, “It’s good…real good…everyone is good…we’re just ramping up…getting everything
life hack I just made up avoid things you like my reaction: If you’re always around things you like you start to not like it. That’s why I avoid meat, sugar, fun, friends, and life. If I have too much of it, I won’t like it anymore. Maybe that’s why I avoid my family because
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a candle scent you shouldn’t make piped tobacco my reaction: I have a scented candle in my house that is Piped Tobacco. It was given to me as a gift. It’s an odd scent to make. I feel like I’m going to get secondhand smoke from it. Every time I light it I start coughing.
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