something that ruins my day missing a potential fight between my gf and her daughter my reaction: It’s the best reality show on Earth. There are no commercials or ads. You don’t have to turn on a TV. It’s a live action verbal fight between two real people. However, lately all of the fights have […]
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something I need to do before I go to bed close the toilet lid my reaction: I’m not OCD or anything. I’m just scared something will pop out of the toilet and attack me in my sleep if I don’t close the lid. I also don’t want pee fume to make it’s way into my
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something I’m annoyed by but shouldn’t be mango habanero my reaction: I don’t like mango habanero as a flavor for chicken wings. I don’t like it how I don’t like pineapple on pizza. Sweet and spicey should stay separate. If I want desert I’m not going to want something spicy. I don’t want a spicy
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moments that are sad in life that shouldn’t be Butt dials my reaction: It’s sad being on the receiving end of a butt dial. You look at your phone and see a missed call from a friend and you’re like “wow.. I can’t believe this person called me” but then you call them back and
a place where people are too confident the gym my reaction: There’s too much confidence at fitness clubs. I’m sick of all the confidence at the gym. People are working out with too much confidence. Bring it down a notch. The only thing intimidating about the gym is other people’s confidence. assault and battery I
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a place where people are too confident the gym my reaction: There’s too much confidence at fitness clubs. I’m sick of all the confidence at the gym. People are working out with too much confidence. Bring it down a notch. The only thing intimidating about the gym is other people’s confidence. assault and battery I
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new buzzword I say statistically my reaction: When I’m in a conversation with my gf I will say “statistically” and then make a false statement about her. For example, I confronted her about cheating on me. She would never cheat on me. I just like making false accusations with no merit. She obviously denied cheating
an outlandish proposal I just made up We need to bring back bullies my reaction: The anti bullying campaign is the reason there is so much mental health. All the bullies went away and thus kids were forced to not be tough anymore. I say bring back the bullies but just keep them away from
an outlandish proposal I just made up We need to bring back bullies my reaction: The anti bullying campaign is the reason there is so much mental health. All the bullies went away and thus kids were forced to not be tough anymore. I say bring back the bullies but just keep them away from
something I need to buy a water bottle my reaction: I went to TJ Maxx to look for a cheap water bottle which apparently doesn’t exist. I saw that they had a water bottle for $29.99. If I buy a $30 water bottle I’m using it to beat the person who made it. taco belly
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