a new term I call people room temperature my reaction: I call people room temperature if they complain a lot. These people are only okay if everything is at room temperature. They only feel good when everything is perfect. The thing is it will never be room temperature. I’m room temperature. fermented dew My gf […]
something i wish for i wish that hot people have ugly kids my reaction: It’s not a wish I have every day. It’s an occasional wish. I sometimes wish that hot people have ugly kids. I don’t think good hot people should have ugly kids. I wish that materialistic, mean spirited, and a$$hole parents have
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a sign i saw at a gas station under new management my reaction: Does anyone care that a gas station is under new management? No. Do we expect great customer service from a gas station? No. It’s a gas station. The main thing we need from a gas station is gas. As long as the
a sign that still exists at some stores no shoes. no shirt. no service. my reaction: If you see this sign at a store you know you’re in a neighborhood full of junkies. I don’t think a crackhead really cares about this sign anyways. But what if Michael Phelps just walks in from a swim
a sign that still exists at some stores no shoes. no shirt. no service. my reaction: If you see this sign at a store you know you’re in a neighborhood full of junkies. I don’t think a crackhead really cares about this sign anyways. But what if Michael Phelps just walks in from a swim
something i call my gf wah wah my reaction: I call my gf “wah wah” even though I’m the one that’s crying. She never wah wah’s. I’m the one who wah wah’s 24/7. I should be called wah wah. I guess they say, “better out than in”. generic strip I love the simplicity of small
something I say when there is a disagreement we need a third party my reaction: Whenever I’m with a group of people and I don’t want to be direct I’ll say, “we should hire a third party”. We need a thrid party to settle this dispute. I can’t figure it out. I don’t like conflict.
something I think about way too much how did Spongebob grill all those krabby patties under water my reaction: Spongebob SquarePants is a cartoon character that lives under the sea in a town called Bikini Bottom. He also has a job as a cook at the local restaurant Krusty Krab. I know it’s a cartoon
something I just thought of the last real decade was the 90s my reaction: The 1990s was the last decade that no kid grew up with a screen in their hand. I’m glad I was able to be part of that generation. How can I take advice from a kid who was born after the
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something I overheard in a conversation i wasn’t in read the Bible you idiot! my reaction: I was at a festival recently and I talked to a bathroom attendant. A bathroom attendant is a festival employee that ensures the bathroom is clean. I asked him how many guys wash their hands and he said, “70%
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