something all parents say “tire them out”- in reference to their kids my reaction: The main goal of parents is to tire their kids out. Ask any parent at the play ground why they brought their kids and they’ll have the same response, “get them tired…. tire them out…” I’ve been guilty of saying that. […]
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convo with me and my gf Me: Which one is the everything bagel? Gf: Umm…the one with EVERYTHING on it. My reaction two days later: I don’t think that was a dumb question. The everything bagel does not have everything on it. I checked. It has some things. The everything bagel is just a sesame
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conversations with my brain not brian The only bar I go to is the one on my keyboard… the Spacebar. The Spacebar is the longest button on the keyboard but does the least amount of work. Why is the mouse on a computer called a mouse? I don’t like mice, so I call my mouse
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overheard thoughts in my head “we never carved pumpkins when we were kids… we were too poor… instead… we carved cucumbers… we were poor but healthy”- me in a different universe You ever order a everything bagel and it was just a something bagel? I never saw a turkey and a pig and said, “wow
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what if… You know how people say “don’t mention it” when you thank them for doing a small favor. For example, “Thanks for helping me move…you’re so nice” and you respond, “ahh.. it’s nothing.. don’t mention it.”Well… what if someone said “don’t mention it” before you started talking? You wouldn’t have a conversation. bat the
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overheard in a conversation I was in “your grounded… gimme your phone”- gf to step daughter my reaction: My gf grounded her 8th grade daughter because she was hanging out with her friends too long. She was an hour late from being home on time. My gf “grounded her” meaning she took her phone away
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A state motto that shouldn’t be “Great Faces, Great Places”- South Dakota My reaction: Great Faces? There are no great faces in South Dakota. The people are all weird looking. The weirder you look there the more normal you are. Obviously, I know they aren’t referencing the faces of the South Dakota people, it’s a
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overheard in a conversation I wasn’t in “you need to get your sh*t together”- girl in car talking to someone my reaction: I know she wasn’t talking to me but in a way I feel like she was talking to me. Actually, I think she was talking to the world. Everyone has some sh*t they
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overheard at Home Depot “you can’t run a company with a bunch of idiots”– guy on phone My reaction: Best dumb advice I’ve ever heard. It’s a true statement but doesn’t need to be said. We all know you can’t run a company with “a bunch of idiots”. I love this guy for saying this
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overheard in a conversation I was in “….” my reaction: Nothing. I overheard nothing. I wasn’t paying attention. I was too busy taking in the fresh air of a small town up North in the middle of nowhere. your killing me small The family and I went to a small town in rural Wisconsin. It
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