intro Some towns need Earth Day more than others. river assault My step daughter had her first soccer game of the season in Rockford, IL. We live in Milwaukee so it’s a 1.5 hour drive from us. Usually before I go to a city I like to look at the crime statistics. I want to […]
intro Cheetos are not a good airplane snack. my reaction: Cheetos are not a good anytime snack. trippin My family and I went on a vacation to Arizona. We stayed in a Air B n B in Scottsdale. Scottsdale states it’s the “most livable city”. Not sure what they are basing that off. The city
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a thing I don’t like that happens to me every day I don’t like when I’m at a stop light and car pulls up right next to me. my reaction: I always think the car next to me is looking at me. I think they are making fun of me like “look at the at
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something I ponder Why doesn’t the gingerbread man have red hair? give me storm When the media says there’s going to be a huge snowstorm I want it to happen. I love a good snowstorm. I love blizzards. I like when the norm is disrupted. Also, if you spend days talking about a snowstorm and
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my weekly unprovoked rant I hate when my gf shops at Costco. No one needs to buy in bulk nowadays. They needed Costco in the 1800s when families were 12 deep and you had to feed the kids to keep the farm running. Families are smaller now and kids do less. They don’t need snacks.
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the stuffed son My son was constipated the other day so I asked him how his butt was after we gave him a suppository and he said, “super good”. the last x mas tree I bought a Christmas Tree for the first time with my own money. Usually, I rely on my gf (the breadwinner)
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ponder this If a hot dog is cold is it still a hot dog? house thoughts I love leaving the house. It’s mandatory that I leave the house because if I don’t I start to act crazy. I don’t like being at the house because I’m too comfortable. Only crazy people are comfortable. Being home
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a ghostly tale I don’t like ghosts… especially ghosts that smell… because they have B.O.O. daddy dump care Every time I watch my baby daughter alone and have to poop I have take her into the bathroom with me. It’s out of necessity but mostly it’s out of safety. I don’t want her to be
question Who’d be the better Doctor? Dr Dre or Dr. Peeper? answer: Dr. Dre by a long shot. He makes beats that make people happy. Dr. Pepper causes diabetes. Also, Dr. Pepper is a drink and drinks don’t make good Doctors. How did the medical community allow a soda company to name a sugary drink
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current events I’m so lame I’m asking my step kids to hang out with me and getting denied. my reaction: I don’t hang out with my friends anymore since I’ve started a family. I think it’s natural. It happens. Everyone has got their own plans. I’ve resorted to asking my teen step daughters to hang
