something all parents say “tire them out”- in reference to their kids my reaction: The main goal of parents is to tire their kids out. Ask any parent at the play ground why they brought their kids and they’ll have the same response, “get them tired…. tire them out…” I’ve been guilty of saying that. […]
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christmas gift I finally opened “oh? Coffee scented soap… my favorite…”- me being sarcastic my reaction: My gf got me a bar of coffee scented soap. I don’t know if you guys know me but I don’t drink coffee. I never have and probably never will. It was a kind gesture but again I don’t
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overheard in my head “I’ll just wait to pee until I get to my destination… yeah… that’s a good idea.. do that..” my reaction: I shouldn’t have waited. 5 seconds too late You ever leave the house thinking “I’m going to save my pee for when I arrive to my destination and use the bathroom
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overhead in my head “Oops… all Berries? Really?“– me contemplating things that don’t matter oops Do you guys remember when Cap’ N Crunch Oops! All Berries cereal came out? Oops! All Berries was basically all the berry-flavored Crunch Berries and none of the corn squares. Do you really think it was a mistake? Was the
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overheard in a conversation in my head “oh man…oh man…ummm… uhhh…what do I do?” the punch On the way to work this past week I saw a car accident in the middle of the intersection while waiting at the stop light. There was a good amount of damage to each car but neither was totaled.
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marketing slogan I saw at a retail/grocery store for ice “healthier than homemade” my reaction: This was the marketing slogan for a bag of ice from those freezer boxes you see in the front of stores. Healthier than homemade? I thought ice was ice. Ice is just water. Since when was ice deemed healthy, I
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overheard in my head “$45?!?! Are you serious? Come on! ”– my brain to me my reaction: The family and I went to a drive through holiday light show. Basically, you drive your car through different holiday themed light displays in an abandoned parking lot. It’s a fun way to kill some time with the
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overheard in a conversation I was in “free day whoop whoop!”- me at the Zoo my reaction: I took my son on free day at the ZOO this past Saturday. As we walked in I kept saying, “FREE DAY.. WHOOP WHOOP!” loud enough so other people could hear me. I even included a little shimmy
observe some observations I saw a dog in the front seat of a car. Why don’t dogs wear seatbelts? If anything they should wear two seatbelts, it has 4 legs. Why are they called mini vans? Every minivan I’ve seen has been quite large. I don’t like pigeon toed people. That’s the only people I
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convo with me and my gf Me: Which one is the everything bagel? Gf: Umm…the one with EVERYTHING on it. My reaction two days later: I don’t think that was a dumb question. The everything bagel does not have everything on it. I checked. It has some things. The everything bagel is just a sesame
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