something a homeless guy told me you must be homeless my reaction: There is a small green space that’s frequented by homeless people. This is where I eat lunch. A guy walked past me saying, “are you okay?”. I said, “yes, just eating lunch”. And then he replied, “oh you must be homeless”. That’s when […]
# 264 “croc fight” Read More »
something my son says during an emergency call 991 my reaction: If my son will hear a loud noise in the house he will say,”emergency… emergency… call 991!”. Obviously, that’s the wrong number. 991 is not going to get you anywhere. But if you actually dial 991 that should be forwarded to 911. That person
something i own but shouldn’t a box of expired condoms my reaction: I have condoms that expired on April 1st, 2025. I’m not sure if that’s a joke by Trojan or not. ‘April Fools!’ Can condoms even ‘expire’? Aren’t they made out of plastic? Plastic can’t expire. I guess will see what happens 9 months
my new hobby watching people pick up dog poop my reaction: I like watching people pick up there dog poop. It makes me feel superior because in my head I’m like, “Pick up your dog poop now! You’re picking up your dog poop because I said so. Pick it up, wrap it up in a
# 261 “recycle adult” Read More »
something I did at the grocery store helped a middle aged lady grab a bag of chips from the top shelf my reaction: A lady asked me to reach for a bag of chips and I obliged. I like to feel useful. It made me feel good. I told her I would follow her around
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something I’m jealous of kid show problems my reaction: I’m jealous of kid show problems. I want to have “Sesame Street problems”. There problems are so miniscule compared to real life problems. A children’s show problem is bumping your knee and having an ‘owee’ or calling the color blue “red”. The problems are not even
# 259 “push button” Read More »
something I ponder why is antarctica so cold if it’s in the south? my reaction: Antarctica is the coldest place on earth. It’s a sheet of ice. It’s basically inhabitable yet it’s right next to South America. It’s a few thousand miles from Chile. It’s below South America and Africa. Can someone please explain? I
# 258 “antarctica” Read More »
something i shouldn’t do plug in vacuum when it’s on my reaction: I like to turn on my vacuum on before I plug it in just so I can see the spark it makes before it goes in the plug. It’s my way of living on the edge. It’s a cheap thrill. rhyth-umm I want
what i should’ve gotten my gf for valentine’s day but didn’t flowers my reaction: I didn’t get my gf flowers for Valentines Day because every rose has it’s thorns. I didn’t want to hurt her physically. I care about her so much that I didn’t want her to accidently get cut from holding flowers. pika
# 256 “what’s the scoop” Read More »
something i call my gf my domestic partner my reaction: I technically have a domestic partner. I’ve lived with her for almost 15 years. Domestic partnership is where it’s at. All you suckers who got married are missing out on the DP. stripper knows best I think one of the moms of a kid on
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