fun fact about me My brothers and I don’t drink anymore so when we go out we eat a lot. my reaction: We don’t binge Busch, we binge burgers. We relapse on BBQ not Bacardi. Instead of taking shots we’re turning on croc pots. We don’t drink wine, we cook with wine. The only alcohol […]
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a book I got from the library 101 Asian dishes to make before you die my reaction: I’ve had the book for 2 months and I’ve only made 3 dishes from it. I have 98 dishes to make before I die. It’s putting the pressure on me. It’s really stressful. I didn’t know a recipe
a gift I received for me 41st birthday a stuffed animal my reaction: I got Yoshi from Super Mario Brothers. It’s great, now I have someone I can spoon. You’re never too old to spoon a stuffed animal. young gramma My gf is such a grandma and she isn’t even close to being one. She
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i ponder Do alcoholics “relapse” by being sober? my reaction: I’m talking about the true alcoholics who drink daily. Do they say, “I haven’t had a drink in days. I’ve relapsed on sobriety. I’m sober. I’m so clear minded I don’t know what to do. I drank so much La Croix. I have so much
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intro/take my garb I love when it’s garbage day. I love watching them take all my garbage and shake it into the garbage truck. I love the sound. It’s so satisfying even though I just walked the garbage to the curb and they did the rest. It’s a great feeling to watch someone do something
intro We paid a repairman $99 to tell us our broken dishwasher works when in fact it doesn’t. my reaction: He turned it on and off 5 times and said it worked. He actually tried to charge us $150 for running “diagnostics”. Diagnostics was him turning it on and off. bowling for buddha I’ve been
a famous TV quote I don’t like “Won’t you be my neighbor”- Mister Rodgers my reaction: No thank you Mr. Rodgers. I don’t want to live in that neighborhood. Your neighborhood is full of wierd people. I wouldn’t want to live next door to Cousin Mary Owl. She is dressed like a green owl and
overheard a guy on the phone in a bathroom stall You need to change your mentality because right now everything is an option to you when it shouldn’t be. my reaction: I overheard this guy in the Target bathroom while he was in the stall give life advice to the person he was talking to
it’s just a bowl Why does Chipotle call a burrito bowl a “burrito bowl”? It’s not a burrito if it’s in a bowl, then it’s just a bowl of rice and beans. escape room I was at a restaurant recently and I had to use the bathroom. I’m in awe of all the guys who
intro One day while I was driving in the country I kept saying “I’m at peace…I’m at peace” when I really wasn’t. peeve cream Being in a relationship for me is hard. I will admit it. After dinner one night I started to write down my pet peeves for my gf. My pet peeves are
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