angel soft intro There’s a brand of toilet paper called “angel soft”. Are we supposed to assume angels are soft? What if angels aren’t soft? How do we know angels are soft? Is this tissue paper made out of dead angel skin? I don’t know why this is consuming my thoughts. I don’t think angels […]
# 107 “keep it clean” Read More »
intro Last week, I was on a college campus because of work. Everyone on campus is on a phone, laptop, or tablet at all times. They are never an arm’s length away from an electronic. While I was eating lunch I overheard a girl talking to her friend on the phone. I was sitting at
# 106 “the girl without the dragon tattoo” Read More »
intro I’d like to take sometime to reflect on the tragic event that happened last week. It’s the first time I tackle a real tough issue. We lost a soul a little too early. I’d like to pay my respects through the art of blog. who let the dogs out Martha Stewart’s cat, Princess Peony,
# 105 “Princess Peony” Read More »
intro If you have ever been in a serious relationship and sucked at it your gf probably has told you to read the book The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate written in 1992 by Gary Chapman. I dont trust Garys in general. My dad’s name was Gary. We haven’t
# 104 “love languages” Read More »
intro- spring clean Spring is here so that means it’s time for spring cleaning. I have a question. Why do we wait until spring to clean? We spend the entire winter indoors. We had all winter to ‘spring clean’. Maybe it’s a marketing strategy to sell windex and pine sol. Everyone gets out to clean
# 103 “Think Spring” Read More »
Intro I took a stroll down memory lane when I visited my old college campus. My mom still lives exactly one block away from the college I attended, so I guess a stroll down “memory lane” happens a lot. I have a lot of good memories from college from when I attended in the early
# 102 “House Party Edition” Read More »
overheard in a conversation I was in while on vacation “we’re all going to get murdered- my 7th grade step daughter my reaction: I took a family trip to Florida. Notice how I didn’t say I took the family to Florida. I don’t have that kind of money. We stayed at a nice Air bnb
# 101 but not like those Dalmatians Read More »
intro This is my 100th blog. Obviously, it’s in the name of my blog. Someone asked me if I was going to do anything special. I thought about it and no I’m not doing anything special. I’m just going to keep following my winning formula and not change anything. No politics. No current events. Just
# 100 like I’m all out of nba players Read More »
overheard in a conversation I was in “our principal slept with one of the teachers”- 7th grade step daughter my reaction: My step daughter was telling me that one day her middle school principal was all of suddenly gone. She later found out he had slept with one of the teachers. By the way he’s
# 99 like Tacko Fall Read More »
children’s game I don’t understand Hungry Hungry Hippos my reaction: You guys remember the game Hungry Hungry Hippos? I want to know how are all these hippos still hungry? You’re telling me after all these years that these hippos are still hungry? They just can’t seem to curb their appetite? They should be hangry now.
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