Meijer intro Meijer is an American supercenter in the Midwest. I made fun of it previously in a blog and have decided to do it again. Here’s why. the “inspirational” photo As soon as you walk in the store you see a picture of the store manager. Why do stores insist on doing this? If […]
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something I don’t like the “meat farts” my reaction: I don’t eat much meat but when I do I get what I call the meat farts. When you have the meat farts it smells very close to the meat you just ate. Every time I eat a piece of meat I can smell the animal
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something all parents say “tire them out”- in reference to their kids my reaction: The main goal of parents is to tire their kids out. Ask any parent at the play ground why they brought their kids and they’ll have the same response, “get them tired…. tire them out…” I’ve been guilty of saying that.
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christmas gift I finally opened “oh? Coffee scented soap… my favorite…”- me being sarcastic my reaction: My gf got me a bar of coffee scented soap. I don’t know if you guys know me but I don’t drink coffee. I never have and probably never will. It was a kind gesture but again I don’t
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overheard in my head “I’ll just wait to pee until I get to my destination… yeah… that’s a good idea.. do that..” my reaction: I shouldn’t have waited. 5 seconds too late You ever leave the house thinking “I’m going to save my pee for when I arrive to my destination and use the bathroom
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overhead in my head “Oops… all Berries? Really?“– me contemplating things that don’t matter oops Do you guys remember when Cap’ N Crunch Oops! All Berries cereal came out? Oops! All Berries was basically all the berry-flavored Crunch Berries and none of the corn squares. Do you really think it was a mistake? Was the
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overheard in a conversation in my head “oh man…oh man…ummm… uhhh…what do I do?” the punch On the way to work this past week I saw a car accident in the middle of the intersection while waiting at the stop light. There was a good amount of damage to each car but neither was totaled.
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marketing slogan I saw at a retail/grocery store for ice “healthier than homemade” my reaction: This was the marketing slogan for a bag of ice from those freezer boxes you see in the front of stores. Healthier than homemade? I thought ice was ice. Ice is just water. Since when was ice deemed healthy, I
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christmas lament Do you think before Frosty was a “Snowman” was he a “Snowboy”? type 1 santa With all the milk and cookies people have left for Santa you’d think he develop an intolerance to diary and have diabetes. It’s only a matter of time until Santa is hanging off the side of his sleigh
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overheard in my head “$45?!?! Are you serious? Come on! ”– my brain to me my reaction: The family and I went to a drive through holiday light show. Basically, you drive your car through different holiday themed light displays in an abandoned parking lot. It’s a fun way to kill some time with the
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