intro Cheetos are not a good airplane snack. my reaction: Cheetos are not a good anytime snack. trippin My family and I went on a vacation to Arizona. We stayed in a Air B n B in Scottsdale. Scottsdale states it’s the “most livable city”. Not sure what they are basing that off. The city […]
# 158 “it’s vacation” Read More »
intro When my gf uses the bathroom I set the oven timer because I know she is “cooking up something”. skits The state of California is trying to ban the sale of Skittles because it may cause cancer. How much Skittles do you have to eat to get cancer? Who is shoving Skittles down there
# 157 “wrong side of bed” Read More »
a thing I don’t like that happens to me every day I don’t like when I’m at a stop light and car pulls up right next to me. my reaction: I always think the car next to me is looking at me. I think they are making fun of me like “look at the at
# 156 “online looking” Read More »
intro I’m starting a vegan rock band. We are going to do covers of Foo Fighter songs. We are going to be called the To Fu Fighters. new heights I went rock climbing for the first time in years. I ended up being nauseous. I have a mild case of being scared of heights but
# 155 “bottom spread” Read More »
intro I’m thinking about getting a vasectomy. my reaction: The only way I get a vasectomy is if my brothers get one. They don’t know I’m making this proposal but I am. I want to make it a social outing. It would be our man spa day. Girls go out to get nails done. We
# 154 “soft in the paint” Read More »
intro I want to live life to the fullest before I really have to live life to the fullest when my Doctor tells me I have one week to live my reaction: There’s always a movie where someone goes through the motions in life and then finds out he is going to die so he
# 153 “air freshener” Read More »
something about me I never shovel the snow off the roof of my car after a snowfall. I enjoy watching it fly off my roof when I’m driving 70 mph on the freeway onto other cars. don’t nail it I found a long fake white nail on the passenger side floor of my car. I
# 152 “cold chillin” Read More »
a moment of self reflection My arm pits smell like pepperoni. my reaction: It smells like Pizza Hut. I get hungry smelling my armpits. I just hope my other body parts don’t start smelling like food. I’m glad I don’t have nipples that smell like brussel sprouts. I pray to God my crotch doesn’t smell
#151 “smell the change” Read More »
my weekly observation I was in line at the grocery store and there was a guy with a earpiece in buying corn dogs. cold announcement My gf is great at telling our kids how cold it’s going to be for the day. Every day she has to tell everyone how cold it is. We all
# 149 “cold world” Read More »
never alone I have a family but if had a chance to start a new family I would have 5 kids. I would name them Buzz, Megan, Linnie, Jeff, and Kevin so I’ll never be home alone. the hair up there About 15 years ago my brother bought me a nose/ear hair trimmer for Christmas.
# 148 “amazon man” Read More »
