something to ponder Do you think parents who name their kid “Jackson” named them after Micheal Jackson? reaction: I hope not. reaction to my reaction: I seriously hope not. piece It’s cool we live in an age where we can identify as anything. It’s true. You can be whatever you want just like your parents […]
#113 “sorry ms. Jackson” Read More »
recent “tiny” moment in my life My gf’s water broke. friday the 13th On Friday the 13th my gf had a baby. Our baby that is. Not someone else’s. That would be awkward. That would be more than awkward. That would be devastating. I’m glad it’s my baby. But you never know these days. We
# 112 “covert huggies” Read More »
maybe mid life I’m nearing 40 which means theoretically I’m heading for a mid life crisis. I also don’t drink so I will have to do this mid life crisis sober. Can I have a mid life crisis sober? I don’t think I can but will see. success bottom Every person I met who has
#111 “manufactured” Read More »
intro/doppelgänger I shaved my beard and now I’m trying to figure out who I look like now. I love doppelgängers. I love giving myself my own doppelgänger. Before I shaved my beard I looked like a dirty hippie who worked at Whole Foods. I looked like Jason Momoa from Aquaman even though I’m a bad
something that bothers me Elmo from Sesame Street talking in the third person new walk I’m trying a new confident walk with my shoulders rolled back, head high, and chest out. It feels very uncomfortable. I don’t like it. It makes me feel like I know things. I don’t want to look like I have
# 109 “no regrets” Read More »
from the observation desk You ever go to the library and be like “that kid doesn’t need to be tutored… he has glasses.’ public pjs I think it’s gross that the people wear pajamas in public. How do you sleep in the same clothes you wore all around town? You’re bringing all that “society” to
# 108 “squirreling around” Read More »
angel soft intro There’s a brand of toilet paper called “angel soft”. Are we supposed to assume angels are soft? What if angels aren’t soft? How do we know angels are soft? Is this tissue paper made out of dead angel skin? I don’t know why this is consuming my thoughts. I don’t think angels
# 107 “keep it clean” Read More »
intro Last week, I was on a college campus because of work. Everyone on campus is on a phone, laptop, or tablet at all times. They are never an arm’s length away from an electronic. While I was eating lunch I overheard a girl talking to her friend on the phone. I was sitting at
# 106 “the girl without the dragon tattoo” Read More »
intro I’d like to take sometime to reflect on the tragic event that happened last week. It’s the first time I tackle a real tough issue. We lost a soul a little too early. I’d like to pay my respects through the art of blog. who let the dogs out Martha Stewart’s cat, Princess Peony,
# 105 “Princess Peony” Read More »
intro If you have ever been in a serious relationship and sucked at it your gf probably has told you to read the book The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate written in 1992 by Gary Chapman. I dont trust Garys in general. My dad’s name was Gary. We haven’t
# 104 “love languages” Read More »
