overheard in a conversation I was in “get off my nuts”- me to my gf after dinner as my step child just shook her head in disgust as she walked into the kitchen My reaction: I forget in what context I used it in but it was in context. I think I was bragging to […]
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overheard in a conversation I was in “oh no…. the virus!- my friends telling me of a family fleeing the playground they just arrived at My reaction: I can’t help but laugh. I can just picture a family of 4 running away from a playground screaming “oh no the virus” as they point at my
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overheard in a conversation I was in a long time ago “your the world’s biggest doosh bag”– me to my younger brother while on vacation in San Diego My reaction: At the very moment he was the worlds largest d bag because he put bro’s before hoes. But in retrospect you should always put “hoes”
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you know it says in the bible… you can kill but not murder”- a coworker of mine who is also a pastor My reaction: I don’t know what to say anymore? It says in the bible you can kill but not murder? What bible are you reading…the NRA’s
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overhead in a conversation I was in a long time ago “Remember this on your wedding day”- me as I pull down my pants, bend over, and spread my @$$ cheeks as wide as can be to my brother’s girlfriend at the time during breakfast 15 years ago My reaction: It was all in good
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overheard in a conversation I was in “You should really go to this new pizza place… it’s really good”- my girlfriend recommending a restaurant she has never been to a couple we met at a park my reaction: You can’t recommend a place you’ve never been to. Right? She did not only recommend a place
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overheard in a conversation I was in “he was an ugly baby… he wasn’t ugly “ugly” though… he had potential…”– my mom talking about my younger brother as a baby my reaction: I like how my mom clarifies the ugliness of one of her children. He wasn’t “ugly ugly” just regular ugly. Not sure if
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overheard in a conversation I was in “It’s not what you think…. I’m not going to explain it”- a guy telling my friend after shaking his hand not explaining why he was wearing a mask at the cornhole league we play at My reaction: Umm… then what is it? We’re in the middle of a
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overheard in a conversation I was in “You should really be wearing shoes”- my neighbor telling me something important while I was mowing the lawn My reaction: Does he think I’m going to lose a foot? I am not going to lose a foot. It’s highly unlikely. Doesn’t this guy know about “Earthing”? Earthing is
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overheard in a conversation I was in “who taught you how to read dates”– my dad responding to me after I told him that the box of Rice-A-Roni we were about to eat expired My reaction: Who taught me to read dates? No one. It’s common sense. I don’t eat food past the expiration date
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