one line for your mind one time I used to date a ghost… yeah she was my boo. gravy yard Why do menus at restaurants or cafeterias at school/work try to recreate Thanksgiving meals during the week of Thanksgiving? There’s a reason people only eat “Thanksgiving Food” once a year, it’s heavy, it’s thick, and […]
I ponder again How do you know when you’re having a mid life crisis? sadphone There is huge link with teen depression and phones. It’s not the phone itself. That would be funny. Kids looked at a phone and it caused them to cry. No,it’s not that. When we grew up we never had teen
is it okay? There’s a saying that says, “Its okay to not be okay”. I disagree. It’s not okay. It’s quite the opposite. It sucks. pick up dream I dream about being a guy who lives in the country who owns a pickup truck with his dog sitting in the passenger seat. I don’t know
intro You ever see an extremely lonely happy person? my reaction: No. I’ve never seen a lonely happy person say, “this is so awesome…. being lonely is the best thing that happened to me… I love my lonely life.. I’m full of energy.” Actually, I have. I have a family. I love being a loner.
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I make stuff up Did you hear that the rapper Lil Weezy is going to play the next Batman? He won’t be Bruce Wayne, he will be “Bruce Lil Wayne”. you dropped the bomb on me I feel like schools take bomb threats too seriously. I understand they have to, but how many times has
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I ponder What would people do without frozen pizza? my reaction: Starve. the catapult I like to reminisce about the good ol days. The days when I had freedom. One such memory was during 2002 Spring Break. I remember counting my boners on a road trip to Florida with my college buddies. I tallied every
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a ghostly tale I don’t like ghosts… especially ghosts that smell… because they have B.O.O. daddy dump care Every time I watch my baby daughter alone and have to poop I have take her into the bathroom with me. It’s out of necessity but mostly it’s out of safety. I don’t want her to be
intro There is an old saying that goes “you are what you eat”. I also believe “you are what you drink” because I have a “Busch”. g bar There’s a bar in the Whole Foods I shop at. I don’t like grocery bars. I don’t want to see shoppers drink. Get a life. Go home.
question Who’d be the better Doctor? Dr Dre or Dr. Peeper? answer: Dr. Dre by a long shot. He makes beats that make people happy. Dr. Pepper causes diabetes. Also, Dr. Pepper is a drink and drinks don’t make good Doctors. How did the medical community allow a soda company to name a sugary drink
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the strict stoner dad You can’t be a stoner and a strict dad. How are you going to reprimand your kid? “Hey son… I’m upset you didn’t listen at school today….go to your room! But first let’s get dominoes. I have the munchies.” banana runt My penis looks like if a minion had a penis.
