every time I go to the playground I think all the hoes be here my reaction: It’s something I say when I see a lot of families at the playground. The word hoe is a synonym for anyone or person. A hoe is just a person to me. I will call our kids “hoes”. I […]
a phrase I use out of context you play you pay my reaction: I always tell my gf “you play you pay” when our kids are acting up. I’ll say, “this is what you wanted…you play you pay”. I like using quotes out of reference. sherlock homes I feel like a detective in my own
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a thing people say when they don’t want to give you specifics it’s good…real good…everything is good…yeah…you know it’s good.. my reaction: If someone asks, “how are you?” please tell them exactly what’s going on. Give them the nitty gritty. Tell them something interesting. Don’t say, “It’s good…real good…everyone is good…we’re just ramping up…getting everything
life hack I just made up avoid things you like my reaction: If you’re always around things you like you start to not like it. That’s why I avoid meat, sugar, fun, friends, and life. If I have too much of it, I won’t like it anymore. Maybe that’s why I avoid my family because
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a candle scent you shouldn’t make piped tobacco my reaction: I have a scented candle in my house that is Piped Tobacco. It was given to me as a gift. It’s an odd scent to make. I feel like I’m going to get secondhand smoke from it. Every time I light it I start coughing.
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something that ruins my day missing a potential fight between my gf and her daughter my reaction: It’s the best reality show on Earth. There are no commercials or ads. You don’t have to turn on a TV. It’s a live action verbal fight between two real people. However, lately all of the fights have
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something I need to do before I go to bed close the toilet lid my reaction: I’m not OCD or anything. I’m just scared something will pop out of the toilet and attack me in my sleep if I don’t close the lid. I also don’t want pee fume to make it’s way into my
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something I’m annoyed by but shouldn’t be mango habanero my reaction: I don’t like mango habanero as a flavor for chicken wings. I don’t like it how I don’t like pineapple on pizza. Sweet and spicey should stay separate. If I want desert I’m not going to want something spicy. I don’t want a spicy
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moments that are sad in life that shouldn’t be Butt dials my reaction: It’s sad being on the receiving end of a butt dial. You look at your phone and see a missed call from a friend and you’re like “wow.. I can’t believe this person called me” but then you call them back and
a place where people are too confident the gym my reaction: There’s too much confidence at fitness clubs. I’m sick of all the confidence at the gym. People are working out with too much confidence. Bring it down a notch. The only thing intimidating about the gym is other people’s confidence. assault and battery I
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