something I’ve been doing lately reading self-help books on the toilet my reaction: It’s great. I can work on myself while on the toilet. It’s a win win. It’s very efficient. I’ve been eating a poor diet just so I can work on my mind, body, and spirit. My gut is in trouble but my […]
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a couple costume idea I have for Halloween Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin my reaction: Some people in relationships like to do silly couple costume ideas for Halloween like mustard/ketchup, plug/socket, and Barbie/Ken. I want to switch it up. I want my gf to go as Michael Jackson, me as Macaulay Culkin, and then we
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worst quote ever fake it til you make it my reaction: What if I never ‘make’ it? What if I faked it my whole life and never made it. I’m just going to be real. I’m going to fake faking it until I make it. all bottled up If I ever became a thief I
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something i wish for summer to be over my reaction: I want summer to be over. It sounds like a strange wish but I do. I’m sick of the nice weather. I want it to be cold. I want extreme weather. I want thunderstorms, snow, or even a tornado. Give me something new Mother Nature.
something i’ve been saying a lot free the nipple my reaction: Lately, I’ve been asking my gf to free the nipple. I’ve asked her several times throughout the week to ‘free the nipple’. However, she has not freed the nipple. Her nipple is still in captivity. She needs to be free from societal norms, our
a new term I call people room temperature my reaction: I call people room temperature if they complain a lot. These people are only okay if everything is at room temperature. They only feel good when everything is perfect. The thing is it will never be room temperature. I’m room temperature. fermented dew My gf
something i wish for i wish that hot people have ugly kids my reaction: It’s not a wish I have every day. It’s an occasional wish. I sometimes wish that hot people have ugly kids. I don’t think good hot people should have ugly kids. I wish that materialistic, mean spirited, and a$$hole parents have
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a sign i saw at a gas station under new management my reaction: Does anyone care that a gas station is under new management? No. Do we expect great customer service from a gas station? No. It’s a gas station. The main thing we need from a gas station is gas. As long as the
a sign that still exists at some stores no shoes. no shirt. no service. my reaction: If you see this sign at a store you know you’re in a neighborhood full of junkies. I don’t think a crackhead really cares about this sign anyways. But what if Michael Phelps just walks in from a swim
a sign that still exists at some stores no shoes. no shirt. no service. my reaction: If you see this sign at a store you know you’re in a neighborhood full of junkies. I don’t think a crackhead really cares about this sign anyways. But what if Michael Phelps just walks in from a swim
