overheard in a conversation I was in “I’m not going to interact with the public…. I’m high risk!”- coworker passionately talking about Covid while she was on her smoking break My reaction: She is talking about how she is high risk because of her age but she is puffing on a cigarette like there is […]
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“He’s a stalker but a funny stalker”- co worker of mine describing a guy that likes her my reaction: If your going to have a stalker they might as well be funny. if I only jelked While in college my roommate used to “jelk”. Jelking is the process of elongating your penis by pulling it
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you have commitment issues”- my gf to me my reaction: She is half right and half wrong. But how do you explain the fact that I’ve been with you the last 12 years? Riddle me that. Checkmate. The ball is in your court. How can I have commitment
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overheard in a conversation i was not in “I got a date….AND I’m pregnant“- co worker on the phone to whom I presume is now her ex my reaction: Well, it sounds like it was not going to work out with her ex. I overheard her talking on the phone in the parking lot at
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I forgot that I dated you last night”- me to my gf my reaction: She ended up saying, “rude”. Which to I replied, “I was sleeping….I don’t know what I do when I sleep”. It’s one of those comments that don’t need to be said at all. I
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overheard in a conversation I was not in “let me see that thong”- 6th grade step daughter my reaction: One day I overheard my 6th grade stepdaughter singing “let me see that thong” by Sisqo in the basement to herself. I’m not sure that she knows what a thong is, but she was really belting
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overheard in a conversation I was in “do I always smell?”- 6th grade stepdaughter my reaction: When she asked me, I repeated the question, took my time to answer, and said “no… not always”. I would compare your smell to the scent of the opening of a bag of sour cream and onion chips. If
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overheard in a conversation I was in last week “how many kids do you have?”- my dad my reaction: It’s a legitimate question for someone I haven’t talked to in years even though he is my father. Plus, I don’t have social media and he doesn’t either. He left a message and said, “Curt Pochert…
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overheard in a conversation I was in a long time ago “I’m relaxing… muscle relaxing….”- me to my brother while in college after he questioned me on why I didn’t want to talk to a girl who was interested in me after I just took a muscle relaxer my reaction: This girl was literally throwing
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I woke up with balls”- stepdaughter to me one weekday morning my reaction: What do you mean you woke up with balls? Did you wake up with different kinds of sport balls like basketball balls…tennis balls…soccer balls? “Nooo….they were real balls”. My follow up question, “well…how big were
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