something that you don’t see outside sad people my reaction: You rarely see sad people outside doing activities. I want to see more sad people outside. I want to see a sad person mowing the lawn and cry. I want to see a person bike and sob. I want to see a person jogging with […]
new habit i’ve started waiting to poop at work my reaction: I’ve been training my butt to poop at work instead of going at home in the morning. I don’t want to use my flush at home. I don’t want to stink up my bathroom. I’ve been working out my butthole. I do a lot
a thing people say when they don’t want to give you specifics it’s good…real good…everything is good…yeah…you know it’s good.. my reaction: If someone asks, “how are you?” please tell them exactly what’s going on. Give them the nitty gritty. Tell them something interesting. Don’t say, “It’s good…real good…everyone is good…we’re just ramping up…getting everything
life hack I just made up avoid things you like my reaction: If you’re always around things you like you start to not like it. That’s why I avoid meat, sugar, fun, friends, and life. If I have too much of it, I won’t like it anymore. Maybe that’s why I avoid my family because
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a candle scent you shouldn’t make piped tobacco my reaction: I have a scented candle in my house that is Piped Tobacco. It was given to me as a gift. It’s an odd scent to make. I feel like I’m going to get secondhand smoke from it. Every time I light it I start coughing.
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something that ruins my day missing a potential fight between my gf and her daughter my reaction: It’s the best reality show on Earth. There are no commercials or ads. You don’t have to turn on a TV. It’s a live action verbal fight between two real people. However, lately all of the fights have
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something I’m annoyed by but shouldn’t be mango habanero my reaction: I don’t like mango habanero as a flavor for chicken wings. I don’t like it how I don’t like pineapple on pizza. Sweet and spicey should stay separate. If I want desert I’m not going to want something spicy. I don’t want a spicy
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new buzzword I say statistically my reaction: When I’m in a conversation with my gf I will say “statistically” and then make a false statement about her. For example, I confronted her about cheating on me. She would never cheat on me. I just like making false accusations with no merit. She obviously denied cheating
an outlandish proposal I just made up We need to bring back bullies my reaction: The anti bullying campaign is the reason there is so much mental health. All the bullies went away and thus kids were forced to not be tough anymore. I say bring back the bullies but just keep them away from
an outlandish proposal I just made up We need to bring back bullies my reaction: The anti bullying campaign is the reason there is so much mental health. All the bullies went away and thus kids were forced to not be tough anymore. I say bring back the bullies but just keep them away from
