worst quote ever fake it til you make it my reaction: What if I never ‘make’ it? What if I faked it my whole life and never made it. I’m just going to be real. I’m going to fake faking it until I make it. all bottled up If I ever became a thief I […]
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something i wish for summer to be over my reaction: I want summer to be over. It sounds like a strange wish but I do. I’m sick of the nice weather. I want it to be cold. I want extreme weather. I want thunderstorms, snow, or even a tornado. Give me something new Mother Nature.
something i’ve been saying a lot free the nipple my reaction: Lately, I’ve been asking my gf to free the nipple. I’ve asked her several times throughout the week to ‘free the nipple’. However, she has not freed the nipple. Her nipple is still in captivity. She needs to be free from societal norms, our
a new term I call people room temperature my reaction: I call people room temperature if they complain a lot. These people are only okay if everything is at room temperature. They only feel good when everything is perfect. The thing is it will never be room temperature. I’m room temperature. fermented dew My gf
something i wish for i wish that hot people have ugly kids my reaction: It’s not a wish I have every day. It’s an occasional wish. I sometimes wish that hot people have ugly kids. I don’t think good hot people should have ugly kids. I wish that materialistic, mean spirited, and a$$hole parents have
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a sign that still exists at some stores no shoes. no shirt. no service. my reaction: If you see this sign at a store you know you’re in a neighborhood full of junkies. I don’t think a crackhead really cares about this sign anyways. But what if Michael Phelps just walks in from a swim
a sign that still exists at some stores no shoes. no shirt. no service. my reaction: If you see this sign at a store you know you’re in a neighborhood full of junkies. I don’t think a crackhead really cares about this sign anyways. But what if Michael Phelps just walks in from a swim
something I overheard in a conversation i wasn’t in read the Bible you idiot! my reaction: I was at a festival recently and I talked to a bathroom attendant. A bathroom attendant is a festival employee that ensures the bathroom is clean. I asked him how many guys wash their hands and he said, “70%
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birthday gift I received poo-pourri my reaction: Poo-Pourri is a toilet spray you use before you take a number 2. I got a 2 oz bottle which is good up to 100 uses so it should last me a week. The scent I got is sea salt, bergamot, and eucalyptus. I’m not sure how sea
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the amount of guns my father in law travels with to visit family three my reaction: My father-in-law brought three guns with him on a road trip to see his family from Wyoming to Wisconsin. I’m not sure where he thought he was headed. He’s not going to war. He’s going to the Midwest. It’s
